#indiaproblems
Hot outside, and must stay hydrated... no clean bathrooms #indiaproblems
Just watched a guy do his business behind a bush... now he's selling me bread #indiaproblems
A dog stole my glasses #indiaproblems
Woke up this morning, power is out #indiaproblems
Rickshaw driver just ripped me off #indiaproblems
A cow just crapped on the sidewalk #indiaproblems
Finding a public bathroom with soap #indiaproblems
Doing laundry, power went out #indiaproblems
Asked for directions, man doesn't speak English #indiaproblems
Power is out AND there is no water today #indiaproblems
Took three days to get a proper internet connection at work #indiaproblems
The sweat on my arm, is that mine or yours? #sittingonbus #indiaproblems
Can't drink water... too many bumps on the road #indiaproblems
Woke up this morning... still raining #monsoonseason #indiaproblems
Got curry stains on my pants #indiaproblems
Can't wear a white shirt #indiaproblems
A monkey stole my bananas #indiaproblems
Been on the bus all night... coach buses have no toilets #indiaproblems
Always have company... there are two mice in the office, and sometimes my lizard friend visits #indiaproblems
Restaurant doesn't have a printed menu... can't order #indiaproblems
Never have change... no one gives change... always need change #indiaproblems
Crazy dog is following me... might have rabies #indiaproblems
What's that smell? Never mind, I don't want to know #indiaproblems
So many people just have to let the crowd carry you #bigcityproblems #indiaproblems
Security guard is abusing his whistle privileges... at 4 am #indiaproblems
Stuck in traffic... people come by selling you stupid stuff #bigcityproblems #indiaproblems
I can't sit cross-legged, everybody sits cross-legged #indiaproblems
Guy taking a leak on the road #indiaproblems
Its 30+ degrees outside... still supposed to wear pants #indiaproblems
There is a cow on the basketball court #indiaproblems
Pollution #mumbaiproblems #indiaproblems
Going into a mall, must pass through a security check #indiaproblems
Boy doing his business on an open field #indiaproblems
Foreigner rates #indiaproblems
#trafficproblems #bigcityproblems #indiaproblems
Taxi driver says no to your business... #mumbaiproblems #indiaproblems
Oncoming traffic is a herd of goats (or cows, or wild dogs) #indiaproblems
Sign seen in restaurant: You are only responsible for your own luggage #grammarproblems #indiaproblems
India would be the richest country in the world if half of its money wasn't in Swiss banks and the black market #indiaproblems
At a world heritage site, still expected to throw your garbage on the road #indiaproblems
#indiaisgreat
Prime Minister Modi use to sell tea at a railway station and only has a 7th grade education #indiaisgreat
Didn't get a picture of the temple... there is another one down the road #indiaisgreat
There are so many people; you don't need a GPS #indiaisgreat
Jumped on a moving bus #indiaisgreat
Indian sweets #indiaisgreat
Roller coaster driving... without seatbelts #mumbaidriving #indiaisgreat
Got invited to my friend's house for Eid, I'm not even Muslim #indiaisgreat
Fruits are sweeter #indiaisgreat
Showering twice a day because it's so hot #indiaisgreat
Cheap food #indiaisgreat
Everybody knows everybody #indiaisgreat
Cheap cellphone plans #indiaisgreat
Bidets #indiaisgreat
Want chai, got chai, having chai again #indiaisgreat
Variety of food #indiaisgreat
Leave the city, scenery is beautiful #indiaisgreat
Wearing a kurta to work today #indiaisgreat
Street food is the best food #indiaisgreat
Cheap beer and spicy food #indiaisgreat
$5 fine dining #indiaisgreat
Make your own laws #indiaisgreat
Riding a motorbike #royalenfield #indiaisgreat (to be honest, I've only rode on the back. But I did try a scooty)
So many different religions living in harmony #indiaisgreat
Indians love to laugh at themselves #russellpeters #indiaisgreat
Can determine my location based on smell #indiaisgreat?
Each bite is an adventure #indiaisgreat
Students don't work in the summer #indiaisgreat
Motorbike capacity: three grown men or a family of five #indiaisgreat
Fixed my $40 flip-flops for 40 cents #indiaisgreat
Dyed my curry stained pants a new colour #indiaisgreat
Mass at a church in Mumbai is said in eight different languages #indiaisgreat
Started dancing in the rain, everybody joined in #bollywoodmovie #indiaisgreat
Went down a hill hanging on to the outside of the jeep #indiaisgreat
What looks like a one lane road is actually two #indiaisgreat
6 people in a rickshaw...maximum is 20 #indiaisgreat
Train compartment capacity is 86... during rush hour, 250 people fit #indiaisgreat
Twelve year old driving a mini-truck, can he see over the dashboard? #indiaisgreat
John Oliver on the Indian election #indiaisgreat
Stopped at bus station, people come on the bus to sell you snacks #indiaisgreat
WhatsApp #indiaisgreat
Pop is sold in glass bottles #indiaisgreat
